Free tour

🩵 PORTO in 90min! Funny, sarcastic & DOWNHILL 💙

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Porto

Duration: 1 hour and 30 minutes

Languages: English

Guru: Nuno

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Registered on 25 May 2023

I am a LOCAL, born and raised in Porto, also a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄‍♂️ 🤭. I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal. On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan. 🫣

Free booking and cancellation

Pay-what-you-wish tour, no set price, booking and cancellation are free

Tour description

I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about Porto's history🤠.
Its Celt, Roman and Arabic roots. The power of the Church, how Porto has changed in last 25 years, and a little bit of the port wine history.

I don't worship flags, I am atheist, anti-theistic, anti-military, anti-racism and 100% septic, with a very sarcastic sense of humor. I will make jokes about me, about you, political ones, and specially about religion. If you don't like it, please don't book it, for God's sake!!! 😇

Tour Pros:

• 90min tour

• limited to 15 people per tour

• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)

• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)

Tour Cons:

•not recommended for religious and political fanatic people.

• not recommended for minors(under 18),

• not recommended for people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor.

• easily fully booked (in the near future)

Meeting/starting point: JARDIM DO MORRO (near the metro stop)

Finishing point: RIBEIRA PORTO (by the river)

Check the itinerary down in this page!

I am looking forward to show you Porto, and have a great time with you! 😉💙

Highlights

What will we see on this tour?

Meeting point:

Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal

I will be near the metro stop on Jardim do Morro, look for me with a blue or white GuruWalk t-shirt or polo and in rain days a BLACK UMBRELLA saying free tours GuruWalk

Outside visit

Morro Garden

Outside visit

Bridge of D. Luis

Outside visit

Porto Cathedral

How much does this tour cost?

Free tours don't have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end the amount they consider appropriate (amounts usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).