💙PORTO in 90min. Funny, sarcastic & DOWNHILL💙

Nuno provided a satisfying blend of entertainment, history, appreciated context, varied perspective, and a vibrancy matching Porto.

Don't say he didn't warn you! He is irreverent and anti authoritarian to the max. His humour isn't for everyone but as a once in a lifetime experience it is worth it.

I did the tour on my own. My husband thought it would be a huge group that we often see.. it was a small group of 3.. our tour was fun.. I giggle and smiled every second. I have learned so much about this cute city. I am so glad I did it! He was amazing!

Tour divertente e interessante. Non troppo lungo come altri tutor, ed è meglio così. Poi ti fornisce gli spunti per continuare da solo la visita.

So, I booked a tour and it was an *experience” Our guide, Nuno, is basically Porto’s human Wikipedia—if Wikipedia had a sarcastic sense of humor and zero filter. Nuno knows Porto like the back of his hand, and by “back of his hand,” I mean he could probably tell you what the cobblestones had for breakfast in 1755. His knowledge is next-level, and he’s not afraid to share his opinions, which range from “interesting” to “wait, did he just say that out loud?” If you want a tour that’s equal parts history lesson and roast session, Nuno’s your guy. Nuno’s humor is… an acquired taste. Imagine your edgy uncle at Thanksgiving, but with a Portuguese accent and a passion for 16th-century architecture. At one point, he made a joke that made me laugh, cry, and question my life choices—all within 10 seconds. If you’ve got a strong stomach and a love for the absurd, you’ll survive (and maybe even thrive). If not, well… consider it a character-building exercise. Despite the occasional emotional rollercoaster, Nuno’s tour was unforgettable. He’s like that one friend who’s both brilliant and slightly terrifying, but you keep hanging out with them because they’re oddly entertaining. If you can handle 90 minutes of unfiltered wisdom and questionable jokes, I highly recommend spending time in Nuno’s company. Just maybe don’t bring your easily offended aunt. Thanks, Nuno, for the history lesson—and the therapy session I’ll probably need later.