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💙PORTO in 90min. Funny, sarcastic & DOWNHILL💙

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Porto

Durata: 1 ora e 30 minuti

Lingue: Inglese

Guru: Nuno

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Registrato il 25 Maggio 2023

I am a LOCAL, born and raised in Porto, also a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄‍♂️ 🤭. I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal. On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan. 🫣

Prenotazione e cancellazione gratuita

Tour a offerta libera, senza prezzo fisso, prenotazione e cancellazione gratuite

Descrizione del tour

Please read the full description of my tour, before you book it!

I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about Porto's history🤠.
Its Celt, Roman and Arabic roots. The power of the Church, how Porto has changed in last 25 years, and a little bit of the port wine history.

I am atheist, anti-theistic, anti-military, anti-racism and 100% septic, with a very sarcastic sense of humor. I will make political, religious and other type of jokes. If you don't like it, please don't book it, for God's sake!!! 😇

Tour Pros:

• 90min tour

• limited to 15 people per tour

• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)

• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)

Tour Cons:

•not recommended for religious and political fanatic people.

• not recommended for minors(under 18),

• not recommended for people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor.

• easily fully booked (in the near future)

Meeting/starting point: JARDIM DO MORRO (near the metro stop)

Finishing point: RIBEIRA PORTO (by the river)

Check the itinerary down in this page!

I am looking forward to show you Porto, and have a great time with you! 😉💙

Punti salienti

Cosa vedremo in questo tour?

Punto di incontro:

Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova de Gaia, Portogallo

Sarò vicino a Jardim do Morro vicino alla linea della metropolitana e al ponte

Visita esterna

Giardino del Moro

Visita esterna

Ponte di D. Luis

Visita esterna

Cattedrale di Porto

Quanto costa questo tour?

I free tour non hanno un prezzo fisso, invece, ogni persona dà alla guida alla fine l'importo che ritiene appropriato (solitamente gli importi variano da 10€ a 50$ a seconda della soddisfazione del tour).