Free Tour

💙PORTO in 90min. Funny, sarcastic & DOWNHILL💙

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Porto

Dauer: 1 Stunde und 30 Minuten

Sprachen: Englisch

Guru: Nuno

PRO

Verifizierte Qualität

Registriert am 25 Mai 2023

I am a LOCAL, born and raised in Porto, also a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄‍♂️ 🤭. I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal. On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan. 🫣

Kostenlose Buchung und Stornierung

Tour nach dem Bezahl-was-du-willst-Prinzip, kein festgelegter Preis, Buchung und Stornierung sind kostenlos

Tourbeschreibung

Please read the full description of my tour, before you book it!

I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about Porto's history🤠.
Its Celt, Roman and Arabic roots. The power of the Church, how Porto has changed in last 25 years, and a little bit of the port wine history.

I am atheist, anti-theistic, anti-military, anti-racism and 100% septic, with a very sarcastic sense of humor. I will make political, religious and other type of jokes. If you don't like it, please don't book it, for God's sake!!! 😇

Tour Pros:

• 90min tour

• limited to 15 people per tour

• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)

• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)

Tour Cons:

•not recommended for religious and political fanatic people.

• not recommended for minors(under 18),

• not recommended for people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor.

• easily fully booked (in the near future)

Meeting/starting point: JARDIM DO MORRO (near the metro stop)

Finishing point: RIBEIRA PORTO (by the river)

Check the itinerary down in this page!

I am looking forward to show you Porto, and have a great time with you! 😉💙

Höhepunkte

Was werden wir auf dieser Tour sehen?

Treffpunkt:

Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal

Ich werde in der Nähe von Jardim do Morro in der Nähe der U-Bahn-Linie und der Brücke sein.

Außenbesichtigung

Morro-Garten

Außenbesichtigung

Brücke von D. Luis

Außenbesichtigung

Kathedrale von Porto

Wie viel kostet diese Tour?

Free Tours haben keinen festgelegten Preis. Stattdessen gibt jeder Teilnehmer dem Guru am Ende den Betrag, den er für angemessen hält (üblicherweise zwischen 10€ und 50$, je nach Zufriedenheit mit der Tour).