
Guided by Nuno|Travelled alone - Feb 2025
So, I booked a tour and it was an *experience” Our guide, Nuno, is basically Porto’s human Wikipedia—if Wikipedia had a sarcastic sense of humor and zero filter.
Nuno knows Porto like the back of his hand, and by “back of his hand,” I mean he could probably tell you what the cobblestones had for breakfast in 1755. His knowledge is next-level, and he’s not afraid to share his opinions, which range from “interesting” to “wait, did he just say that out loud?” If you want a tour that’s equal parts history lesson and roast session, Nuno’s your guy.
Nuno’s humor is… an acquired taste. Imagine your edgy uncle at Thanksgiving, but with a Portuguese accent and a passion for 16th-century architecture. At one point, he made a joke that made me laugh, cry, and question my life choices—all within 10 seconds. If you’ve got a strong stomach and a love for the absurd, you’ll survive (and maybe even thrive). If not, well… consider it a character-building exercise.
Despite the occasional emotional rollercoaster, Nuno’s tour was unforgettable. He’s like that one friend who’s both brilliant and slightly terrifying, but you keep hanging out with them because they’re oddly entertaining. If you can handle 90 minutes of unfiltered wisdom and questionable jokes, I highly recommend spending time in Nuno’s company. Just maybe don’t bring your easily offended aunt.
Thanks, Nuno, for the history lesson—and the therapy session I’ll probably need later.

🩵 PORTO in 90min! Funny, sarcastic & DOWNHILL 💙