Free tour

Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam

4.80

Excellent (183 ratings)

Amsterdam

Duration: 2 hours and 30 minutes

Languages: English

Guru: Can You Handle It Tours (CYHIT)

Registered on 05 January 2021

Can You Handle It? Tour's (CYHIT) goal is to provide history, entertainment and spread the love for our cities, all in one dose! We’d like to share a walk and a few captivating stories with all those who can handle our quirky style and humor. We have been sharing laughs and knowledge since 2010 in Belgium, Germany, U.K. and Netherlands.

Free booking and cancellation

Pay-what-you-wish tour, no set price, booking and cancellation are free

Tour description

This tour of Amsterdam is much different than the usual politically correct BS. Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam, so bear that in mind when going on this tour. It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson!. No snowflakes allowed!!! *18 and older*

Some stops included in the tour:

Amsterdam Centraal station
Café Karpershoek
Nieuwezijds kolk
Dam Square
Amsterdam Museum
Begijnhof
Bloemenmarkt
Staalmeestersbrug
Rembrandthuis
Nieuwemarkt

Please, if you cannot make it to the tour ( yes, we understand that hangover in Amsterdam can be pretty strong), please let us know in time, so you might free a spot for another rude bastard. Thanks :)

Please arrive 5-10 minutes before the tour time. We prefer to start on time :-). We also need a minimum of 3 people in order to go through with the tour, so in case there are not enough people booked in, we are going to inform you 3 hours before the tour. This happens only sometimes if there are cancellations.

Highlights

What will we see on this tour?

Meeting point:

Stationsplein 10, 1012 AB Amsterdam, Netherlands

Once you get to Amsterdam central station you might feel a bit lost, as it is a huge badass building. But don't worry, find a main entrance and opposite the main entrance you will see a little white building( GVB building)- Cafe - Restaurant LOETJE. Cross the tram rails and once you come closer to the building, you will see one of our guides with the tiny yellow flag, you cannot miss. Btw, it is not even two minutes walk from the main entrance, so if you walk longer, you are probably going in the wrong direction. In case you are lost, contact us :)

Outside visit

Amsterdam Central Station

Outside visit

Nieuwezijds Kolk

Outside visit

Dam Square

How much does this tour cost?

Free tours don't have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end the amount they consider appropriate (amounts usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).