Free tour

Rude Bastards Tour of Cologne!

5.00

Excellent(5)

Cologne

Duration: 2 hours

Languages: Spanish

Guru: Can You Handle It Tours (CYHIT)

Registered on 3 January 2022

Free reservation and cancellation

Pay-what-you-want tour, no set price, reservation and cancellation are free

Tour description

This route through Cologne is very different from the usual, regulated and politically correct one. Here you are allowed to make fun of the Bavarians, tell how bad the Cologne people are at soccer/football but how good they are at parties, and of course blame Deutsche Bahn not only for the unpunctuality of their trains, but also for the romantic breakups in the city. There are plenty of bad jokes accompanied by a great history lesson. Hey, we came here to learn, right?

Your tour guide shares information about the best city in Germany (sorry but we won't argue about it with anyone, we speak facts) and will give you great tips on places to visit, eat and drink. Expect to learn a lot about the city while listening to fun stories.

Book for free now to guarantee a spot. Tours require a minimum of 3 guests to operate.

Highlights

What will we see on this tour?

Meeting point:

Rudolfplatz 8-10, 50674 Köln, Germany

Find the guide with the umbrella waiting outside the McDonalds by the big medieval gate

Outside visit

Rudolfplatz 8-10, 50674 Köln, Germany

Look for the guide with an umbrella standing in front of McDonalds

Outside visit

Ehrenstraße

A glimpse of life in Cologne as a local and not as a tourist, on the way to the historic city center. We will talk about bananas and we are serious about it.

Outside visit

Cologne cathedral

Are you also going to say that our Dom looks dirty and needs some cleaning? Let us tell you the reason why!

How much does this tour cost?

Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end the amount they consider appropriate (amounts usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).