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Nuno

I am a LOCAL, born and raised in Porto, also a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄‍♂️ 🤭.

I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal.

On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan. 🫣

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Zach
(1 Rating) London
Guided by Nuno
Travelled in group - Dec 2024

Nunu was a nice guy, had some great jokes. Walking Tour covers main sights and was easy pace and length. He knows the city well, a true local. Nunu is very pro-Zionism, Capitalism and the Catholic church. He said he is a big fan of Bibi, and supports foreign investment into Portugal. He also has connections to the Free Masons of Porto and invited us to join the occult. I appreciated the graphic descriptions of priests molesting kids and old ladies getting hit by trucks, love that edgy humor!

Response from Nuno
I don't promote any ZIONISM or CAPITALISM in any type of forms, or any political party/group/view, or any religion at all. I chose not to be racist! I chose to be atheist! I chose science as my guide! I chose nature as my side! I only recommend my tour, to open-minded people who appreciate sarcastic humor. Like I said in my description: -"if you don't like religious jokes, please don't book it! For GOD's sake! 😇😇😇"
Eleni
(2 Ratings) Athens
Guided by Nuno
Travelled in group - Dec 2024

Austeja
(1 Rating) Kaunas
Guided by Nuno
Travelled in couple - Jan 2025

Nuno was a great tour guide! The tour was fun, interesting, and very well-balanced with lots of useful information. Nuno was super helpful, answered all our questions, and gave great suggestions for things to do afterward. However, not everyone in the tour group enjoyed the tour because of the jokes—his humor is quite sarcastic, which might not be for everyone. I’d recommend reading about the tour beforehand to make sure you’re okay with that style and won’t get upset easily if you don’t like the joke. Overall, it was a great experience, and we really enjoyed it!

Paz
(8 Ratings) London
Guided by Nuno
Travelled in group - Dec 2024

We did not enjoy the tour and chose to leave early.

Lars
(3 Ratings) Brussels
Guided by Nuno
Travelled in couple - Dec 2024

Tour was as funny as the description promised

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