Free Tour Rudo Bastardos de Berlín

Although it is a “Can-you-handle-it-tour” I don’t think anyone signed up for our tour guide to be completely all over the place. In the entire length of the tour she smoked 4 cigarettes while touring us, she also made “men” and “small-dick-energy” the main content of her humour which i just dont find that funny and quite frankly lame. Sorry to be harsh. Maybe it was just an off day as she did tell us she had been sick [and she was coughing for a long portion of the tour] perhaps should have rested for another day; it was really cringey and people left early :(

I think the group didn't really connect with the tour. It wasn't very funny, the information given was too superficial. The guide used to take 5-10 min to tell every "fun fact" wich was quite not interesting. Forced humor. The feeling was that the tour could have been done in 1h30 instead of 3 hours...

I did not get the political incorrectness vibe. Just a grumpy vibe overall. Also, could not grasp the storytelling that was being sold. Of course, we are talking bout German history, but why did you choose this path, etc. Sometimes it felt like the guru was just talking information without caring if we were actually following, he was just not connecting with the group.

We unfortunately didn't catch the name of our guide but he was drunk when we showed up and proceeded to get even more drunk as the tour went on. We were prepared to stick it out but the quality of the tour and information we received continuously got worse and worse and was instead replaced with awkward and cringeworthy attempts at teasing us and drunkenly executed jokes. Was so uncomfortable and honestly quite sad.

Hey Stan, sad that you did not enjoy our tour, maybe our humour is not for you. We enjoyed your presence though, especially since you left right in the beginning, too bad..